New Year....New Me!

So the other day McHusband asked me what I was giving up for my New Years Resolution.....and I just looked at him....with twitchy stabby eyes and was all "Really....I've given up Sugar, Eating in general, most drinking....I'm doing this Boot Camp two days a week, doing Cardio Boot Camp, working out with a Lesbian two days a week....what more could I do?"  Maybe I could be a little less Snarky, drop the "F" word from my vocab...but really-I gave up SUGAR.....I am keeping the "F" word! 

On a different subject....I got one of those questionnaire emails from Oldest the other night and one of the questions was what song would you have played at your funeral and it really got me thinking....I asked Cooney what her song would be and she thought for a few minutes and said "EYE OF THE TIGER"......for the rest of the night I tried to beat that song.  I can visualize the service...where they have the video of all the pictures and everyone is so expecting Amazing Grace or Bette Midler Wind Beneath My Wings...but no...EYE OF THE TIGER!  Honestly...how fu-awesome would that be?  I told Cooney that if I die first I am stealing her song...cause all I could come up with was Vanilla Ice "ICE ICE BABY....too cold too cold" or Michael Jackson "Beat It" or Alanis Morisette "Bitch"....Cooney says if I steal her song and she is asked to say a few words...those few words will be "That Bitch stole my song!"....see Alanis Morissette's "Bitch" really is the winner!

So I ask you all...what song do you want played at your funeral?  Do you want sad and sappy...or do you want a bottle of Patron and Kid Rock?  These are the things that I am thinking about in 2011....I need to know these things about my people...incase I want to steal your song too!

Update:  New Song....this is the song J thinks her husband should pick for her funeral if she bites it right now....

and this is why we are friends.....Dark and Disturbed!